The Blizzard
A terrible blizzard came on suddenly and struck a road-gang burying
them before they could be loaded onto the bus. They all died of
exposure. The warden arrived as the bodies were being uncovered and
insisted that each body be propped up at an angle before anything else
was done. One curious aid asked why this odd demand, the warden
answered that before solving any problem he always "listed the frozen
cons".