"Facinating," said the psychologiest. "It is obvious that this lonely trapper, isolated from humanity, has elevated his stove so he can curl up under it and vicariously experience a return to the womb."
"Nonsense," replied the engineer. "The man is practicing the laws of thermodynamics. By elevating his stove, he discovered a way to distribute heat more evenly throughout the cabin."
"With all due respect," interrupted the theologian. "I'm sure that hanging his stove from the ceiling has religious meaning. Fire lifted up has been a religious symbol for centuries."
The three debated the point for several minutes without resolving the issue. When the trapper finally returned, they immediately asked him why he had hung his heavy potbellied stove by wire from the ceiling.
His answer was succinct: "Had plenty of wire, not much stove pipe."