I was thinking America is great place, you know? Very scientific way of looking at life. Well, I go to pet store, and people actually buy bird seed! Even in my country people don't believe you can get birds from seeds. Giant bean stalk, maybe--but birds?
In store I ask for paper toilet. Clerk laugh and tell me, "A paper toilet is a toilet made from paper. You must mean toilet paper." I think about this. Then I ask, "So toilet paper is paper made from toilets?" I left the store wondering why she was not laughing anymore.
In another store I come to door and read sign: "Push." I thought a moment. This cannot be. I know America is technologically advanced, but to just push and door will open? I got hernia and nearly went to bathroom on myself, but door never opened. Then I realize means push door! Oyh!
In other building I am climbing up stairs because elevator is busy. I read sign saying: "Keep this door closed." What is door for if only it supposed to be closed?
I go to church and time for prayer comes. Man on platform say: "As far as possible, let us kneel down." I look down to carpeted floor. I ask person next to me: "Is it possible to kneel farther than the floor?"